I’m happy for her

Just because he shows u attention doesn’t mean he values u, there’s a big difference between a man who just desires u & a man who values u

I would pay $10 to do this

me

yes,

what’s the punchline here

wait

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

A birth certificate is just a receipt for humans

nothing makes me more livid than society continuing to treat 13 year old girls like grown women but still babying men in their 30’s

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Link?

yeah it was link