Alexsh

(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

fucked up that we got 2024 on monday

I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

man this politics shit is easy

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guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,067 slutty, slutty years