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Speaking of Tristan, I could never quite think of what it was he reminded me of, until...

#*cough* anyways #I'll just leave that here to torment everybody else as well #tristan de martel #madness is catching #but that doesn't actually mean I'm wrong xD

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"Father Figure" by Taylor Swift but it's every time Elijah interacts with Tristan &/or the Strix

#no no no just hear me out #even if you don't listen to any taylor swift music just listen to the chorus (there are like 5 million tiktoks using the sound anyway)#I'm not WRONG & the chorus is catchy so it's literally all I can think about anytime the song crosses my path #this occurred to me a lil while ago but I didn't have internet at the time & forgot until now I hadn't shared my brilliance #if I had any skill at gif-making/video editing at all I would show you the vision #maybe I'll add pics tomorrow #elijah mikaelson #tristan de martel #tristan/elijah #the strix

sharkboy305

evil bisexual men and their henleys

melodiouspenguin

yes

#klaus mikaelson #damon salvatore #that semi-delirious urge to write a klamon oneshot about them accidentally(/on purpose) stealing each other's henleys now #writing inspo #klamon

Yeah, if you're going to be friends and/or have beef with me, you better get a crack tag up and going. People have said "wow somehow you're even more obnoxious lately" to me recently, so I can tell you that you are going to use it

Delightful!! I have beef with none but the pasta man, & I welcome your joyous insanity, it makes it so comfy to share my own less-filtered thoughts!

& also how rude of them?? (unless they're a friend-foe), but also so helpful, to self-identify their own weakness like that, smh could not be me

#madness is catching #new tag for crack! & the most splendidly unhinged ideas!#I should go back & retag that one middle of the night doodle of klaus lying in the floor & weeping

worm-on-a-blog

happy halloween, i expect you will spend the day doing THE MOST mad science you can possibly do. ⚡

+ old black and white film version:

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@icarusofathousanddays

Can I interest you in some Kol vibes this fine eve??

icarusofathousanddays

Yes, I very much enjoy this! Thank you!

Here is a previous Kol and Frankenstein monologue I wrote and posted as a reward for your loyal service:

melodiouspenguin

I started actually out-loud laighing bc Kol would be one to eat plastic (more than one plastic, even!! went chomp on five(5) plastics!!) & blame all anti-Kol's-funtimes efforts on Woke™-ness and then I clicked your handy dandy post link & now I can't breathe just.

"...and Elijah has never forgiven him for it 😔" is the funniest most accurate sibling take I'm just gonna be dying over here casually assimilating that into my regular headcanons rotation

#sahdfkhj i think this confirms i'm gonna need some kind of crack tag on this blog #writing inspo #for sure now no longer a perhaps this is iconic sibling energy #kol mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #also I'm so glad you do like this photo & agree on the Kol vibes! lol bc there was a solid like 15 seconds after i tagged you I was just 😂#perhaps i should have had a thought first??? sending friendly internet people weird fun things they might like is ALLOWED but SHOULD it????#& now I feel so validated lol

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icarusofathousanddays

The reason Damon doesn't use his bird powers throughout the series is because he doesn't actually have any. It was a plan days, weeks, in the making. He spent almost a month before episode one chasing, capturing, and compelling them to help with his dramatic entrance. He’s the only person in the show who does this because he’s the only lunatic willing to scatter birdseed under a rigged cardboard box, sit there for hours, and yank the string the moment a crow wanders in.

#this made me choke laugh i love it #I *do* greatly enjoy making him & other vampires have their wacky lil party tricks but this is so very tasty in its hilarity #damon salvatore

bewitchedv4mp-deactivated202512

sorry can’t talk i’m too busy romanticizing vampirism

worm-on-a-blog

happy halloween, i expect you will spend the day doing THE MOST mad science you can possibly do. ⚡

+ old black and white film version:

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@icarusofathousanddays

Can I interest you in some Kol vibes this fine eve??

#kol mikaelson #writing inspo #?? perhaps??#I have not slep in too many hours my sanity is gone y'all but my internet is working more & I wanna make lil vampire postsss

pacific-rimbaud

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

#denzo #for sure xD #damon salvatore #enzo st. john

autistic-michael-queerler

*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

autistic-michael-queerler

*regular guy walks out, completely unaware anything is happening*

#safhkjashdfkj klaus and stefan respectively #klefan #stefan salvatore #klaus mikaelson

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trannibalcorpse

#not any way I would have thought of phrasing them #but like #Bonnie; Damon; Enzo; & Alaric (or Liz)?#this straight-up describes Damon's main friendgroup and now I can't unsee it send help #writing inspo #bonnie bennett #damon salvatore #enzo st. john #alaric saltzman #liz forbes #don't worry I swear I'm sleeping soon

taldigi

Hello???? Suggestions????

#elijah mikaelson #lol #elijah x hayley x jackson #delijah #tristan/elijah #I'm flexible when there are so many lovely options!#writing inspo

mediagifs

♪ And it’s been a while but I still feel the same ♪

#gifs #stefan salvatore #elena gilbert #ok this is really cute #usually most interested in other ships (bc I like watching Damon get thrown into walls & Elijah be happy & Enzo & Klaus be unhinged)#but this is *adorable*

bloody-elijah

#ok but siblings really are just Like That™ 😂#i have 2 older siblings; one of them I would voluntarily ask if my hair looks good in the back & even let adjust it #& one I would sooner chew my own arm off than ask to bring me water when injured & bedbound #(they brought water anyway bc the smug jerk loves me but at what cost???? (deeply affectionate))#rebekah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #gifs #a murder of mikaelsons #they're such cute exasperated murderous psychos & I love them

corsairesix

Character who acts how “horror characters are so stupid, if they made good decisions this wouldn’t happen” people want characters to act, but it’s not a horror movie and it’s abundantly clear that this person is paranoid beyond the point of being able to function

melodiouspenguin

the way this tempts me, I would have so much fun with that you don't even know

oh oh even better, let's put him in Emma, asfhdsjk Emma's entire thing is viewing people around her like a play & meddling to better their lives as she sees fitting, she would take two looks at Klaus's little freak self and then constantly get in his space to try to "fix" him or play mind games with the people surrounding Klaus when that was unsuccessful, he would try to murder her but she has that main-character mithril plot armor, they would clash so beautifully like a trainwreck into a housefire

icarusofathousanddays

Amazing addition to my tag.

I say we go full Tom and Jerry with it. Klaus and Emma are both absolutely convinced they’re the main character. Emma is determined to play matchmaker and keeps trying to pair Klaus up with increasingly unsuitable women every few days. Meanwhile, Klaus is genuinely trying to kill her in increasingly nonsensical ways. At one point, he tries to drop an anvil on her—it just hits the ground with a sad thud, bounces once, and rolls off into a nearby river. He attempts to turn and compel Mr. Knightley to murder her, but Knightley keeps getting distracted by something mildly philosophical and politely declines to meet him in any mysterious alleys and through some strange plot-related contrivance is always somewhere else when Klaus is ready to set his plan into motion. Somehow, through an increasingly baffling series of hijinks, Klaus gets roped into Emma’s matchmaking schemes. Emma is thrilled to have a partner in crime. Klaus, however, spends the entire story convinced he is in the Regency version of SAW.

melodiouspenguin

YES 🤣

Klaus shows up to a masquerade dance (so obviously a trap! disguises and deceit all about, practically inviting foul play!) with a special fancy "fake" dagger as part of his costume he's specifically chosen for dramatic, aesthetically pleasing murder during the toast; the knife is immediately confiscated at the door bc "silver really isn't your color, dear Mr. Mikaelson, however will you win Ms. Featherbone with dress so insignificantly comprised? So wonderful, really, that I am here to guide you so." (and how dare she, Klaus is an artiste--- but no, there are too many masked eyes upon them just now.)

Klaus has been shanghaied into attending her matchmaking socializing picnic to help with one of her schemes & brings poison for their tea? "Oh don't be so silly, darling! We mustn't drink our tea, people do look so unsightly when they swallow, don't you think? Ghastly thing to do in public when avoidable. No, this is just for us to linger and listen with!" Klaus thinks she's a witch

Terrible concept art (bc I have been awake far too many hours) of Klaus wallowing in the floor with a wine bottle:

Fancy Murder Knife? unbloodied Poisoned Tea? undrunk Sad Little Hybrid Artist who wants to paint with Emma's blood? unfairly thwarted😭

#I *love* this that sparks so much joy #you're absolutely right they SHOULD have Tom & Jerry vibes #if Klaus has Tom vibes does that technically make him a 'poor little meow meow'?#klaus mikaelson #y'all don't judge I saw the phrase 'Regency version of SAW' and just couldn't help myself 🤣#the *best* kind of ridiculousness #writing inspo #technically but more like:#hopefully charming evidence of insanity; mark 1 #do I need a tag for crack-posts/babbling? this is fun & may happen again I fear #Meanwhile Elijah is *actually* thriving in Pride & Prejudice #listening to all of the 'polite' chaos gossip & causing funny little problems for his own amusement #update: I HAVE made a crack! tag now & it's:#madness is catching

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seth-whumps

character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.

lady-of-imladris

melodiouspenguin

this is the perfect gif of this man suffering you possibly could have chosen, yes he should get to look like that more often!

#not that he deserves it! not at all!! He's such a ruthless little *sweetheart* & ought to be *happy*#but *we* deserve it lol #fluff is tastier when it's after some Horrors™ anyway 😊#so like #unravel that man & put him through some Times and Experiences™ by all means lol #elijah mikaelson #writing inspo #gifs

purr-in-ink

#vampires whomst???#only overgrown cats #clearly

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