god, i pity the violins

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

Bro why is being perceived such an ordeal

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

i need to stop saying “it’s okay!” immediately after someone apologizes like…it’s not okay

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

in 2009 florence welch said “leave all your love and your longing behind, you can’t carry it with you if you want to survive” and in 2018 she said “the loneliness never left me, i always took it with me, but i can put it down in the pleasure of your company” and that is growth