Overreacting Since '92

I’m pretty sure it’s “healthy as a horse” because horses have two modes, 100% perfect health and Dead

After years of claiming introversion as a personality trait and talking about how much you love being a snuggly widdle blanket in the rain with a cup of cocoa and a book, we’re finding out the internet is full of fake bitches who can’t go 24 hours without licking the floor in a crowded bar and then sneezing on a passing octogenarian with an oxygen tank. 

being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week

this lady’s got a brain the size of a chocolate chip and she’s smarter than i am

humans are so Loud and for What

All 2020 has done is shit on me so let’s see what else could go wrong.

THEY CANCELLED SCHOOL INDEFINITELY AND ARE STILL PAYING ME GOD BLESS MARCH

right. Whats all this then