RATS

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

parents will straight up traumatize you then be like “well i don’t remember saying/doing that.” ok nvm then. none of it happened. i’m good now. We’re good. thankyou for setting the record straight👍 *GRITS MY TEETH SO HARD THEY SHATTER*

i don’t remember this evil vile series of events i perpetrated that ultimately shaped you as a person. Why don’t you call :/

I love when I stick my finger in an outlet and get shocked I wish there was a way to harness this experience into a sort of on demand feature maybe we can make an app thag electrocutes you

fuck it daniel and lestat should have a podcast i mean. i don't care if they hate each other they're the only out and proud famous vampires and it would be funny as fuck. the podcast should have no theme and they just ramble. the trixie and katya of the vampire world if you will.