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if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

my understanding is that euphoria is evil riverdale. which is weird, because riverdale is already evil riverdale

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

People are niceys to me and cover their orifices when they sneeze people sneese on you on purpose because you're a miserable prick

Your mom buys jorts from temu.

My mom can fit in hers

Your mom's ass is so flat she fits in temu jorts

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.