melixtrash

i hope he never catches anything

What is your FUCKING PROBLEM

Just a psa for all bugs I am going to sit in the grass for a little while and you are NOT ALLOWED to climb on me

fake relationship is such a good trope. they have to act in love and they are in love but they think the other isn't in love. oscar. pulitzer. nobel prize

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree