Melissa

serotonin please interact

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so I know it’s real.

Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you

*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*

jESUS H FUCK

You know something we don’t get taught often?  Why bodies with uteri often have a slight pouche. You wanna know why? Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity. The uterus is literally making that little pouche, the belly that we call fat all the fucking time, and that’s why it’s so fucking hard to get a absolutely flat belly! And thank fuck for having a female anatomy professor who is old enough and feminist enough to not give a damn and cheerfully tell us all the details that a male professor might have thought unimportant.  Cause fuck this society that ignores organs in order to fat-shame us.

I had no idea. Like, absolutely no idea.

i did not know this at all

I have known for a long time but ONLY BECAUSE!! of this drawing guide for Lilo and Stitch that specifically directs the artists to draw the lil uterus bulge. I saw it many years ago and I think about it every time I look at myself and feel bad for not seeing a straight line.

My hoe phase was watching everybody else’s hoe phase and learning from their mistakes.

Sometimes the real hoe phase is the friends you make along the way

Everybody be like, “oh, you’re such a catch”, and I’m just like, “seems like nobody got hands, though” lol

Im honestly not understanding where the disconnect is…like why do men undervalue platonic relationships with women? if a woman is not into you sexually or romantically but wants to be your friend why is that seen as some sort of cheap consolation prize….also theirs the gross thing that men do where they take you (as a woman) saying “no, i just wanna be friends” as some sort of challenge, or obstacle to be overcome…like they’ll be your friend with the motive of convincing you that your feelings were wrong and that you do actually have romantic feelings for them.

Yeah, my first thought was definitely “huh. That would make for a pretty good adaptation.”

absolutely. I can’t think of anything more in character for Hamlet than filling his snapchat with selfies taken in super-moody lighting with weird angsty captions about the peace of the grave, and no one can decide whether he’s losing his grip or if he’s a master of subtweeting

An adaptation of Hamlet told entirely through Hamlet’s SnapChats.

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