Viva la Revolución

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaugher Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver

britney spears finally posting freely online is so refreshing i really hope she breaks out of this conservatorship

I’ve literally never had interest in Resident Evil in my life until I learned there is an 8 foot tall large breasted vampire woman in it

I can’t wait for whatever fucked up final boss mutation she’ll have.

According to the trailer, she turns into a dragon

D R AG O N? ? ! ? ! !?!? 

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."

I place the Knave of Swords face down in defense mode and end my turn

I would officially like to quit struggling and start snuggling™

"Oh, that's pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-"

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

@littlemisslol-fic

look i get people criticizing katara for undermining sokkas intelligence but u have to understand, as a little sister she's legally not allowed to take anything sokka says as fact