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ohhhh i get it now! theres something wrong with me

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Happy pride to our favorite queer crashout

#if there’s one thing about hood jjk I dont vibe with #is that how they have characterized everyone as so obviously straight #the straightest thing in that show is Jane Juliet’s blast #textsfromhetalians #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #itafushi #fushiita #pride month

“I want a threesome right now except it’s one man giving me a foot massage and one man cooking me a meal and both aren’t talking becuase my current audiobook is playing over the house speakers. They both leave when my food has been plated and my wine poured. I smile warmly and nod with appreciation as they let themselves out.”

- Chigiri “Princess” Hyoma

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #chigiri hyoma #blue lock #hyoma chigiri #alexis ness #kunigami rensuke #kunichigi #source: threads

sassy-shark-boy

#blue lock #itoshi rin #itoshi sae #lol #bl

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Alysa Liu’s whole showcase oozed Eros ⛸️🔥✨

#yuuri on ice #alysa liu #olympics #born to make history #yoi #Eros

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

unfavorableinstigation

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

#miss piggy

“That was . . . disgusting. I only ate it so it wouldn’t be on the earth anymore . . . Because food like that deserves to be in heaven with the angels . . . because it tasted like a dead piece of shit.”

- Food Review by Itoshi Sae

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #blue lock #itoshi sae

Reo to Nagi: Alright I hear you. You're mad at me. You want a divorce. My only demand is that I get 100% custody of you.

#source: big mouth #textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #mikage reo #reonagi #nagireo #nagi seishiro

Rin: Don't sit on my bed with your outside clothes on.

Isagi, trying to be sexy: I mean, I can strip.

Rin, blushing: That was so lame it was almost cute.

Isagi, blushing: You think I’m cute?

Rin: Lukewarm.

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #isagi yoichi #itoshi rin #rinsagi #isarin #blue lock

Bystander: Oh you poor thing.

Leorio: Don’t bring my financial situation into this you classist!

#incorrect quotes #textsfromhetalians #leorio paladiknight #hxh

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Rin: Why are you looking at me like that?

Isagi, serious: You told me to keep my eyes on you.

Rin: You look like you want to devour me.

Isagi, still serious: I do.

Chigiri: I can’t tell if they’re flirting or not.

Bachira: I think they have their own love language . . . that neither can understand.

#textsfromhetalians #blue lock #incorrect quotes #isagi yoichi #isarin #rinsagi #bachira meguru #chigiri hyoma

Yuuji, walking into he and Megumi’s bedroom drunk: You seem like a really cute guy, but I have a boyfriend.

Megumi: I’m your boyfriend idiot.

Yuuji: You sound just like him!

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #itafushi #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #they’re in love your honor

Shidou: Damn, no wonder your brother hates you.

Sae: Wait . . . Rin hates me?

Shidou:

Rin, somewhere: *screaming into his pillow*

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #blue lock #bl #itoshi sae #itoshi rin #shidou ryusei #Shidou ryuusei #itoshi brothers

Chigiri: Sorry I’m a bit distracted today. Had some sex last night that rivaled any fanfic boyfriend and I’m not fully grounded yet. Give me like 3-4 business days and I’ll be present again.

Reo:

Reo: I just asked if you wanted take out.

Chigiri: That sex took me out.

Reo: OH MY GOD.

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #blue lock #reo mikage #mikage reo #chigiri hyoma #kunigiri #alexis ness #ness x chigiri #kunigami rensuke #Chigiri is a pillow princess

This thread is giving peak Higuruma “Professional Crashout” Hiromi.

#textsfromhetalians #higuruma hiromi #jjk #nanami kento #jujutsu kaisen #source: twitter

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Yuuta: I kissed the inside of her wrist—

Yuuta: Right before I pinned it above her head.

Yuuji, scandalized: That’s so disrespectful.

Megumi, disgusted: That’s my cousin.

#yuuta x maki #okkotsu yuuta #yumaki #textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #source: crown of sparrows #threads #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #maki zenin #zenin maki #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuuji

Me thinking about Yuuri on Ice like:

#textsfromhetalians #yuuri katsuki #yuuri on ice #yuri on ice #katsuki yuuri #born to make history #viktor nikiforov

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