Shidou: I’m gonna steal Sae.
Reo: . . . his wallet?
Shidou: His wallet. His heart. His virginity. Whatever’s closer.
Sae, walking by: Bold of you to assume you’d be my first.
Shidou, sobbing: How can you cheat on me Sae?
Shidou: Before we’ve even made love?!
Sae: We’re not even dating idiot.












