Ceo of Rarepairs

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

until the day that i get to feel secure that my friends aren’t going to ditch my ass the minute they have romantic partners, i will simply keep dreaming that world into being

you’d think, you’d hope, it’d be as simple as saying to them ‘hey, we’re gonna be each other’s first priorities right?’ and them agreeing to it, but as it turns out, that agreement only lasts up until they fall in love, at which point it becomes nullified because Well, A Promise To My Friend Isn’t As Serious As A Promise I’m Making To My Partner, You Understand, Don’t You? If You Don’t, You’re The One In The Wrong! 😔

which, look, people’s priorities do change, that I get, I don’t think it’s always wrong to renegotiate the terms of a relationship. but you know that isn’t what i’m talking about. you know what i’m actually referring to. that infantilizing look that says ‘aw, that wasn’t real, real people only do that for the person they’re going to love and marry.’ that implication that you should’ve also been ready to throw the promise away if romance became involved for either of you, rather than expecting it to mean something. the way you suddenly know in an instant that you were never worth as much to them as you thought, because they were always waiting for someone who would love them romantically to come along. so, unless you pull lucky with someone else aspec, you end up knowing that no matter how serious someone seems about sharing a future with you platonically, it’s almost impossible to trust that they actually mean it. and man. it just sucks, don’t it.

'i've been letting myself go' because you're fatter? go where? the awesome factory?

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

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