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no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

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if i had a nickel for every time i got invested in a character named duck who had a destiny and purpose thrust upon them by a power that was secretly controlling the narrative and had intentions to cause destruction and tragedy i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but god why has it happened twice

duck newton 🤝 duck princess tutu

unwilling chosen ones who end up subverting the narratives pushed upon them

#atlas talks #princess tutu #the adventure zone #taz amnesty #princess tutu ahiru #princess tutu duck #duck newton #please if there’s crossover between these fandoms #please understand what i’m saying #mcelboys #taz

lemonemenom

No one owes artists anything.

But existence is lonely and sometime you throw hours and hours of effort into a void, on the slim chance it will say something back.

scramratz

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

scramratz

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

musashi

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

musashi

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

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lixbethi

Fake wiwi comic cover! textless version and timelapse under the cut

#jrwi #fuck this is so good

deadpowol

tahthetrickster

voldemo

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian

voldemo

its like ive never seen herbivore

#oh forgot these tags #niko core #in the sense he would make this joke

derinthescarletpescatarian

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what

The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#this world's magic system is also based in calculus

sandmandaddy69

chellings

dambiex

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whatthekoi-deactivated20260510

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

pocketkris

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

pocketkris

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

dramatic-dolphin

i have a banger collection of out of context reddit comments but very few of them top this one:

cursed-40k-thoughts

i-suggest-piracy

i have a suggestion

cornpopwasframed

Fuck that just think of the 4 to 5 Grand GPUs and RAM sticks!!!!! So fuck YES to the Piracy Suggestion!

GAMERS AT THE READY!!!!

anarchistmemedistro

beaft

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

dastardlydorito

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sistertaxon

if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human

sistertaxon

post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe

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