Ceo of Rarepairs

romeo is crazy as a guy’s name bcuz it’s famously one of the most well known love stories between a man and a woman in history but if i were to meet a dude named romeo id probably assume he’s gay

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

not enough love going around for Loser Girl With Glasses can we get some more love going around for all the girls with greasy unwashed hair and glasses that are all fogged up and smudgy because her skins oily and she still hasnt taken a shower yet. lets give her some love too. please

we all love the hot girl with glasses who has boobs, i love her, you love her, i get it, but if you really care about girl with glasses you have to love the weird creepy girl with glasses who doesnt know how to dress correctly too. her body is weird. she has a weird body. you have to love it anyways. this is an order

not enough love going around for Loser Girl With Glasses can we get some more love going around for all the girls with greasy unwashed hair and glasses that are all fogged up and smudgy because her skins oily and she still hasnt taken a shower yet. lets give her some love too. please

we all love the hot girl with glasses who has boobs, i love her, you love her, i get it, but if you really care about girl with glasses you have to love the weird creepy girl with glasses who doesnt know how to dress correctly too. her body is weird. she has a weird body. you have to love it anyways. this is an order

not enough love going around for Loser Girl With Glasses can we get some more love going around for all the girls with greasy unwashed hair and glasses that are all fogged up and smudgy because her skins oily and she still hasnt taken a shower yet. lets give her some love too. please

we all love the hot girl with glasses who has boobs, i love her, you love her, i get it, but if you really care about girl with glasses you have to love the weird creepy girl with glasses who doesnt know how to dress correctly too. her body is weird. she has a weird body. you have to love it anyways. this is an order

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free