Ceo of Rarepairs

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

i really wish people who said "death of the author" about harry potter actually meant killing jk rowling

i really wish people who said "death of the author" about harry potter actually meant killing jk rowling

i really wish people who said "death of the author" about harry potter actually meant killing jk rowling

i really wish people who said "death of the author" about harry potter actually meant killing jk rowling

i really wish people who said "death of the author" about harry potter actually meant killing jk rowling

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

pls support trans girls and trans women who like traditionally masculine things

i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

Just enjoy the music yall. Its honestly really good if you like some classic sounding R&B. The man's voice reminds me of usher to some extent with a little more gravel. Its honestly just sex. Its really really good and he only have 114 subs and the video only has like 90ish likes or something. Honestly its sad. He sounds amazing.

Yes!! Hes REALLY good and his music is giving 90's RnB. It's fantastic and his voice is great and I really want him to blow up

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.

the most satisfying skill you can learn as a visibly disabled person (especially a YOUNG visibly disabled person) is to stare right the fuck back. I know it’s scary because people are judgy af and you want to avoid the attention but I PROMISE YOU. people are awkward as hell when they get caught. it is SO worth it to watch a man who’s like a foot taller than me, at least ten years older, and really buff, duck his head and look away because I refused to break eye contact first.

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

at the club on my phone looking up "what to order at a bar" "how to order drinks" "what drinks to order to make me seem regular"

if you are hungry eat some BREAD you willl love it

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is