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i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

Half of the fun of drinking hot tea is holding the warm cup in your freezing hands. Lizard on a rock moment.

I said “beatboxing puppy” on a call with my boyfriend and he responded “NOO DONT PUT ME IN AN UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE”

when one piece said "existing is not a crime" and when it said "thank you for loving me" and when it said "tell me you want to live" and when it said "being alone is worse than being hurt" and when it said "you're my friend" and when it said "someday you will find kind people" and when it said "there are people out there who will love you" and when it said

and when it said "do not blame the son for the sins of the father" and when it said "a person only dies when they are forgotten" and when it said "thank you for living" and when it said "children are not obligated to forgive their abusive parents" and when it said "you do not have to forgive the people who have hurt you but do not pass your hate on to the next generation"

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone