Call me Melancholy

very very important to me that jamie is Quite Obviously Roy's Favorite but thats ok cause No One Else Wants To Be

The concept of a psych au where Shawn blows into town in season 1 but he stays on the dl for awhile and works nights at a club where Lassiter is doing an undercover assignment as a bouncer to infiltrate the suspected drug trade scene and Shawn’s like “ok this dude is definitely a cop” but his boss is shady and he was lowkey hoping the hot new bouncer would stay long enough to get familiar so he lets it slide. The concept of bouncer Carlton beating the shit out of a guy for getting handsy with Shawn and that flipping allll of Shawn’s switches. The concept of Lassiter having a catholic guilt freak out over making out with a possible suspect while he’s undercover but not being able to leave him alone. The concept. THE CONCEPT. are you with me here guys

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

NEED someone to write a fic where Shawn compulsively has to count and keep track of every hat he sees in a room

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT.

Contrary to popular belief a family CAN be a dyslexic puerto rican detective the chihuahua he adopted and the nonbinary Asian teen with blue hair pretends he did not adopt