What up I'm Ollie

the only two men who have ever fought over me are ralof and hadvar in the beginning of skyrim

My God, did some clueless asshole actually say that?

This is hilarious

“No, that’s just a depiction of the female experience.”

#tbt that time i was raving about an all women shakespeare company and some fuckboy butted in with “i hate how you never hear about all men shakespeare productions” that has honestly been the highlight of my university career so far

/stares directly into the sun

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no more super hero. no more star war. get film back to its roots: a train coming at the camera and scaring me so so much

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

I felt this on a spiritual level

Smash Mouth was right, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin