Meh

It’s March! A month superb But we should try to curb Our zeal today As one might say - "It’s not just yet" to Ferb

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

really glad to see we're all doing great 3 days into the month

I would like to play video games but unfortunately in order to be allowed to play video games I have to solve a secret puzzle inside my head that I do not understand and am only dimly aware of.

people who are like "oh but you can just buy x thing online" are missing the point. its about the joy and journey

"just find it on amazon" what next. do you want me to throw rocks at babies too

they’re gonna make a brain chip that connects to a strap on so you can feel it and that’s how they’re gonna get me to put a fucking hard drive in my head

"i let my friends/partner go through my phone" people baffle me like i don't even have anything worth hiding on mine and id still turn it into shrapnel before i let anyone browse through it. id prefer it be a fine metallic mist than let anyone see the recipe tabs i have open. it's my right and my right alone to know what strange games i downloaded from janky yet intriguing ads

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

went to college and came back wrong

i think lucy lawless should be the new geralt

The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂 @skillzyo

this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show

This is a masterpiece