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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking

Are you fucking stupid.

I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask

It wasn’t a question. Are you sexualizing depression and/or death?

Hell yeah

This image did a number on me

JESUS

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

Take me back to 2018 when Venom had just come out and previously respectable blogs were out there putting Tom Hardy getting fucked by a slime monster on my tl

A chicken made this

being insane in my room being insane in the kitchen being insane in the living room

heterosexuals are so boring. like what do they do

considering y’all stay inside all day and do nothing but stay on tumblr and watch shitty animu i think straight people might be doing a little better

your url is a 7 year old meme

Ad hominem. Debate the post, not the poster.

isnt hominem edward elric’s dad

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

me to me: don’t worry baby

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones