hi i'm meghan

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

stick it to the fridge

If that really came from inside the bath bomb, how is the hand holding it perfectly dry? If they took the time to dry it off, why take the pic over the tub? If not, why transfer the magnet to the dry hand, leaving only the wet hand for wielding the phone?

hi yeah I didn’t want to get water all over my phone since water Destroys Phones so I reached over to the towel hanging next to the bath and dried off my hands and the magnet before I picked up the phone let me know if you have any more questions my office hours are MWF 11AM-Noon or by appointment via email

I TOOK THAT PHOTO BY SETTING A THREE SECOND TIMER AND TUCKING MY PHONE UNDER MY CHIN!! IT TOOK MULTIPLE TRIES!!! AM I UNDER ARREST OR AM I FREE TO GO

In which we are all Dumbledore

Wow she already knows straight men will fuck anythin

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day