Palakalaka

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer

she turns the knob on the stove and a few soft honks are heard before the burner ignites

she tries the wrong burner and it's a joy buzzer

she finally finishes making a pie for dinner, sets herself a place, sits down at the table, says clown grace, pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, arranges her napkin, & smashes the pie into her own face

ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes

does anyone here know how to consume a peice of media without it consuming your entire existence? asking for a friend.

this just in, my favorite movie

He’s a ten, but he’s forgotten the face of his father

the rpsebbcu (rosamund pike sexy evil blonde bob cinematic universe)

bitches be like *reconsume media from childhood to cope*