love how all of hozier’s lyrics imply that either a. he will one day be murdered and buried by the hands of his lover, a beautiful and mysterious woman who renders him utterly powerless or b. it’s already happened

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

my dream self

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO

Omg yes!!

A better motivational thing to say

That’s all you need

Piss off a short person and you’ll see

heard. there’s a reason i’m the go-to for combative patients needing restraints.

All 5’1” of me can confirm this.

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

#suddenly something has become very clear

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else