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SHES IN THE SYSTEM!!!!

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet. 

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.

Listen, Rocket Launcher is the perfect way to deal with this sorta bullshit

This needs to be on my blog again.

never not funny

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this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

It was a simpler time

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football