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we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

the world wasn’t ready for his talent or honesty

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

Uncivil obedience is my favorite kind. It’s how I finally got out of having to take piano lessons when I was 15.

you drove a bike into a police car to get out of piano lessons??

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

lady sansa stark of winterfell did not win the battle of the bastards, reuinte the entire north, watch her father and brother be murdered, survive two sadistic abusers, keep the northern people warm and fed for the winter, manipulate & outplay a master manipulator, rule winterfell by herself as a teenager, and kill two of everyones least fave characters just for ya’ll to dislike her for not wielding a sword

I’m proud seeing how much confidence she got, she’s beautiful, she’s brave and most important she deserves to be happy.

I’ve seen this post a million times and every time I see it my brain short circuits and stops functioning for a moment because of how gorgeous she is

saddest moment in history

i cRIED SO HARD AT THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 DON’T TOY WITH MY EMoTIONS

don’t troy with my emotions

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

Big Fish Energy

here is your gentle reminder that there are dandelions growing through cracks in the sidewalk. there is a fence lizard on the porch who is growing a new tail. there are trees growing through an abandoned house, branches tearing through the ceiling, ferns carpeting the floor. there is life pushing forward, pushing through. 

Yo back then cartoons used to deal with some real shit.