if youāre still accepting from this list, #23 of the incredibly specific aus, with Lup and Barry would be amazing! love your writing!!
omg you're so sweet!! tysm!! "pretending to be married for this high stakes heist is kind of distracting not gonna lie" from this list! [still accepting]
āLup, I donāt know about this,ā Barry murmurs. He and Lup stand a few meters away from the palaceās entrance. Barry watches as guests weave past them, wearing finery and laughing easily. He wishes he could be having as carefree an evening as them. He wishes he was doing nearly anything except this.
āItās gonna be fine, I promise.ā Her eyes barely dart over to the heavily armed guards at the door; one of them appears to be watching the pair of them suspiciously. She smiles fondly and brushes his hair back. Itās bizarre how easy she can fall into this charade, Barry thinks to himself. She places her hand on his chest, toying with his tie. āYou remember the plan, yeah?ā
He nods. āWeāre rubbing elbows with the wealthy, getting intel where we can, and keeping an eye on the crowd. Taako and Lucretia are sneaking in through one of the side doors to extract Merle from wherever heās being kept. Magnus is our ripcord in case something goes south,ā he recites the plan like a mantra.
āExactly. And honestly? I bet we can swipe some cool shit once these bastards get some drinks in āem.ā
āLup, this whole thing is already giving me hives without the petty theft aspect,ā Barry says mournfully. Lup grins and adjusts Barryās tie.
āGotcha, babe. Only swiping stuff of the utmost importance,ā she winks and makes grabby hands for Barryās arm. āLetās knock āem dead.ā
āRemind me how we got roped into this part of the plan?ā Barry asks, offering his arm like the perfect gentleman.
āBecause Magnus is a terrible liar, nobody trusts a random pair of twins, youād sooner pass as Luceās dad than her husband, and Taako and Lucretiaās last try at a lavender marriage did end with us having to pay off like, fifty people,ā Lup grasps the crook of Barryās arm as though it was made precisely for her. āBesides Bar, itās kinda fun playing pretend for a night, huh?ā
Barry smiles tightly. āYeah. I guess it is.ā He fishes out their artfully forged invite as they approach the guards.
The taller guard takes it and scrutinizes it for a moment. āDr. and Mrs. Bluejeans?ā
āDrs. Bluejeans,ā Barry corrects firmly. āMy wife and I are both experts in elemental and planar physics as well as applied arcana.ā
Lup squeezes Barryās arm and gives the guard a sweet smile as he ushers them inside. āMy hero,ā she whispers as soon as theyāre out of earshot.
āHey, nobodyās going to downplay my wifeās accomplishments.ā Barry smiles at the sight of the tips of Lupās ears turning a sunburnt shade of red.
Lup laughs and taps a tipsy guest on the shoulder, distracting from the fact that sheās extracting a glimmering dagger from his pocket. āOh, Erskine you really are too much! If youāll excuse me, I must be getting back to my husband but I do hope to see you around,ā she sends him a wink and rolls her eyes the minute her back is turned. Schmoozing comes easy to her but she does loathe to do it. A quick survey of the ballroom and she finds Barry talking with an air genasi woman dripping with jewels p with her eyes practically glued to Barry. He seems to be handling himself just fine, talking animatedly about gods know what; still, Lup feels beckoned over to the pair by some kind of force, some flip in her stomach. Must be nerves.
She saunters over to the pair, feeling that odd flip, that clench in her stomach when she sees this woman paw at Barryās arm. In a moment, Lup sidles up beside Barry, resting one possessive hand over his shoulder while tucking herself beneath his arm. Without even thinking, she cups Barryās face with her hand and kisses him, eliciting a small noise of surprise.
She realizes what sheās done a moment too late. Oh well. She pulls back from Barryās soft lips and rests her forehead against his. Immediately she can see somewhere just south of seventy emotions and thoughts racing through his mind. āHi baby,ā she purrs before glancing back at the air genasi woman. āWhoās your friend?ā she asks innocently, a sugary-sweet smile springing to her lips.
āOh! This is Lady Aurai. I was just telling her about you and I have been working on this year,ā Barry says, his voice surprisingly steady.
āYes, Barry seems very excited by the work youāre doing,ā Lady Aurai says blandly, eyeing Lup over.
āAnything I do with Lup is exciting,ā Barry looks to her fondly before pressing a kiss to her temple. He catches glimpse of Taako slinking into the shadows, Lucretia close behind. āWe should dance, love, I think the bandās really going to pick up in a minute.ā
Lup nod, picking up on Barryās tone. āWell, good talking to you, Lady Away, we should be going.ā She turns on her heel, following Barry to the dancefloor. āSorry about that,ā she murmurs into Barryās ear as the two comfortably sway to the music.
āDonāt worry about it. Gotta keep up appearances.ā Itās odd. Lup almost wishes for more of a frazzled reaction. Barryās hardly hunky-dory at the moment, mind you, though Lupās uncertain how much of that is normal stress and how much is kiss stress.
As the music swells, Barry grins and twirls Lup around before bringing her in close.
āYouāre really good at this, Barry,ā Lup says breathlessly, not used to how foolish Barry can make her. Which is an odd thing to say about a friend, Lup amends mentally.
āI try. Easy when I have such a dazzling partner,ā He smiles and holds her face in his hand. A moment too long of hesitation and a loud bell is struck; the unmistakable sound of Magic Missiles gives Barry and Lup all the heads up they need. They make themselves scarce in the ensuing scuffle and meet back up with Taako, Lucretia, Magnus, and Merle.
Everyone back on the Starblaster, good as new, and absolutely without anything else to discuss.