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what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

Where will the lies end?

guess where the boys are

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

who’s justin bieber

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

ugly little man

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*

@foreverabrokenfighter

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