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he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

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Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

constallayetions

Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged

Zuko fights it for them.

Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

grayblebayble

Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.

Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

enbyzukostanblog

Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?

Agni himself: I felt like it

overlordofbisexuals

@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3

yankee-doodle-danger

how dare you leave this gold in the notes

counterspelling

Endless Dragon Prince

#tdp

skybson

We have to give today’s children a chance to inherit a future filled with peace.

natalieironside

The peasants have developed a parasocial attachment to you, my liege

joriontel

They believe you were appointed by God himself, m’ lord!

natalieironside

It's kind of cringe, sire. They're like totally obsessed with you.

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tonyzaret

Just read what has to be the worst Marvel fanfic of all time - EVERY character was one of the author’s OC’s and the only “ships” in the entire thing were the ones they spent like 600 pages in trying to find some whale called Moby Dick

thatguywiththetumb1er

OP I recognize that this is a joke, I love this joke, it’s a great joke.

…

You ARE aware that the internet, or at least part of it, has QUITE A FEW opinions on Moby Dick ships yes?

And I don’t mean the ships they’re riding to find the whale.

tonyzaret

Sorry ive never been on the internet

Welcome

to the song

that plays in my head

all day long

KOALA’S IN THE RAAAAIIIN

NO F*CKS GIVEN

(original video “true fact about marsupials” by zefrank, check it out, it’s genius)

#Koala's in the rain #true facts about marsupials #zefrank

catchymemes

gamersapphic-deactivated2022121

Uhhh they live in walkable communities

meereseibe

uh, just curious... how much stuff do you need in one week?! Is there a black hole in your basement that demands constant food offerings? I mean... I just imagine this whole truck full of food and shit and... every week? hoooow

#I just need two bags full of stuff #tops #I just can't comprehend

knightofleo

somethingusefulfromflorida

Excepts it was worse because the song didn’t pause when the music stopped, so you had to fiddle with the cord while it played, “I try to make mysel—lieve that pla—urned slowly, it’s—say I’d rath–ile I’m asleep,” and you couldn’t rewind a few seconds, you could only restart the whole song from the beginning.

wyspersss

today i offer you the s1 crew as scooby doo characters, tomorrow? who knows!

#tma

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Lord Mobei Jun with his royal advisor ❄️✈️

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batwynn

He stick

Hey

Hey tumblr

instead of spaming me with adds about erectile dysfunction

could we just bring back the porn

Would solve that problem I think

#guess I am bored

fox-guardian

[ID: An illustration of Tim Stoker from The Magnus Archives from the knees up. He is a man with tan skin, wearing a long-sleeved, striped, lilac button-down shirt rolled up to the elbows and slim-fitted black pants. He has a small scruffy beard, a slit eyebrow, ear gauges, and short lilac hair with a side-shave. He is leaning against the side of a brown desk with one knee up and his hands in his pockets. His head is angled slightly downwards and he is smiling with his eyes closed. The background is white and “Tim Stoker” is written and underlined in a lilac gradient next to his head. The entire image is lit warmly. end ID]

it is real tim hours y’all

“why is the light so bright if he’s chilling in the presumably dingy old archives” you ask? simple. one the overhead lights 🅱roke and is now hanging half detached from the ceiling very close to him

#tma

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