the hot mess express

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

girl who is so so scared all the time. girl who once passed as 'smart' but now finds it hard to think. girl who's always half lost because of memory issues and dissociation and trouble with inhabiting a physical space. girl who is a failure in a way that is neither interesting nor endearing.

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

love… is stored in the cat

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

her ball

i like when girls are red. its really important when girls are red

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

We're on this site to embarrass and humiliate ourselves and post bad opinions and if you use it any other way youre wrong

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

love it when people use it/its for knights in posts. knights is animals?

like not that long ago i wanted to make a blog where i just took bug facts and replaced all instances of the bug's name and replaced it with knight and i kind of miss it. knights is bugs. its chitinous