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gatheringbones

finally reading I’m Glad My Mom Died and it is the funniest shit of my life

gatheringbones

there is a venn diagram of horror and comedy and this is in the exact center of it

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redstonedust

sometimes you have to sit down and decide "do i think this was a bad narrative choice or is this just the part of my brain that wants to see all my favorite characters end the story perfectly happy and thriving." and its surprisingly hard to tell sometimes because that part of my brain is loud as fucccckkkk.

tourfilm

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

malcolm-reeds-pineapple

My parents when I was a kid: Do not EVER call us at work unless it is an EMERGENCY. You or your brother must be mortally wounded or in IMMEDIATE danger if you call us at work

My mother calling my desk phone: hello goon, it is your mother. Huh? Why do you sound so panicked? Everything is fine darling, I am at the thrift store with auntie Susan and we think you would like the jacket we sent you on Facebook. Do you want it? I sent it 10 minutes ago and you never even opened it. Please look now it will only take a second.

2022dirt

The scuff-marks on this boat looks like a painting.

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lesspopped

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

lopkelepke

little-gore

Do you ever feel like

b0nkcreat

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

creepymutelilbugger

atacked by my #MindWasp

b0nkcreat

Can you put those things on a leash please

creepymutelilbugger

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

b0nkcreat

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itseasytoremember

So this one time I was in a hospital recovering from an emergency surgery on my leg, and had to be there long enough that they had to change my bedding, so, doped up on three kinds of pain meds and antibiotics my dad wheels me into the hallway while the nurses work.

"dad" I say, my eyes barely open "it's Colonel Sanders" while pointing down the hallway. He looks, and at the end of the hallway, there's a portrait of an old man, the donor who paid for the wing of the hospital I'm recovering in.

My dad explains as much to me, and goes "I mean the guy *kinda* looks like him, but why would Colonel Sanders pay for a hospital wing Mississauga Ontario? I think those drugs might me messing with you"

Then the nurse comes out of the room. I go "hey, who is that picture of?"

She looks at the portrait. She looks at me. She looks at my dad. She looks at the painting. She looks at me again.

"you don't recognize the Colonel??"

lulu10008

collection of background worthy screenshots from mumbo's newest episode of hermitcraft highlighting all of the hermit's amazing bases

mumbo does such an excellent job of highlining all his fellow hermits bases and building abilites and i am so happy he does.

go check out his video if you want to see what he does with these

steelart

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

gobusto

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

steelart

yes god finally one of you gets it

fivedayslater

My conclusion: the nerdier you are the more likely you are to win gold

Got another one lads

another one babes

ANOTHER ONE

I just love all these nerds showing up on international tv as some of the worlds greatest athletes

ghosthierophant

we are Not going to leave out Lyles Noah kamehameha

lady-dreamer505

Let's not forget about them tho

fengtianshi

Can I add this?

confirmedcannibal

In 2018 Miu Suzaki and Ryuichi Kihara (two ice skaters representing Japan) performed a Yuri On Ice! set at the Olympics!!

bilbobagginsomebabez

the sailor moon performance

witha-boxofscraps

You CANNOT separate art from the artist when the artist is still alive and producing new media to profit off.

So on that note, do NOT watch the new Harry Potter series. Do not hate watch it. Do not watch it because “it’s going to be my childhood remade”. I do not care. Do not watch it. This is a direct move to erase the original trio who have all stood against jkr.

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gwyoi

horse cream puff …

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

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