KLANCE IS CANNON KING

Minecraft (pocket edition ofc).

Flights are boring for everyone but Ilya. While everyone’s scrolling instagram, he’s at his creeper farm; getting his bag— bag being gunpowder. (He’s trying to clear a hole out of a mountain cause he wants to make a bat cave). While the centaurs are chirping each other, he’s googling ‘ how do you properly do the villagers in the Minecraft????’ Cause he is going to find and pilage a woodland mansion, goddamnit. A week after his dad died, he beat the ender dragon, cried, then respawned it because he wanted to okay?!?? Marleau found out about his little Minecraft hobby by accident cause of a completely valid crash out : Ilya was building an ice rink and a creeper blew up some of the ice and got water everywhere.

WHILE HES AT THE COTTAGE HE IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MINECART MECHANICS BC HE WANRED TO MAKE A ROLLAR COASTER!!

(Shane borrowed his phone while Ilya was in the shower and saw that majority of the time on his phone was going to texting Shane and playing Minecraft. Shane, immediately, researches the shit out of Minecraft— translates to: watched ldshadowlady cause I said so.

A week after Shane found his Minecraft, Ilya is still completely unaware that Shane is in the know of his little hobby. They’re both on the couch—holding toes lol— in the cottage, and Shane keeps twitching/shifting nervously (girl idk). Ilyas just tending to his sugarcane farm when the chat pings: ‘shollzy24 joined the game’

his head jerked up so quickly that he lowkey probably pulled a muscle. After Ilya calmed down from his shock/excitement, he immediately began to show Shane the basics—cut down the tree, crafting table, how creepers are dicks(I have a personal vendetta against the fuckers if you couldn’t tell lol), etc. Ilya then shows him around his 6yr survival world. Ilya had a little empty spot he was going to put an iron farm in but decided it’d be a nice spot for Shane to make his mark. They, then, slowly make a little house together. And when Shane gets his first diamond, Ilya, because he’s reasonable and so valid, makes out with Shane for a bit(read: a hour) then puts it in an item frame in their house.

(He also has a dog named sock hunter. )

( second persons account was hacked by the people doing these scams as an fyi )

Not quite sure what they do but from what ive seen im pretty sure they hack into accounts and im also pretty sure they ask for money

Either way just wanted to make a post saying block and report any accounts leaving comments like this and dont trust it basically lol, theyve got nothing good for you and everything and anything they say is bullshit

sharpshooter💥