ur mum gay (im ur mum)

This is beautiful

I love being mutuals with lesbians and bi women

Can I just say how much I love seeing this applied to friends / platonic relationships, when I’ve only seen it about romantic ones before?

Sometimes things in context… are better

I haven’t seen this in forever but it’s still exactly my sense of humour I’m creasing

this blog is pro turn signal

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

the umbrella academy is basically a fandom reunion party for the former emo kids hosted by gerard way

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

I’m just reblogging for the facts about lucky cats

I’m just reblogging because c a t s

oh god...oh fuck... *yearns*