Go To HELLvetica!

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

stop wasting space and add another

¿En este economía?

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

Yes yes yes yes yES YES YES YES

lesbians winning against 100% of all space false crime allegations

Samira’s faces this season have me dead! She’s like all these men and not one of them is intelligent (except her hot man Jack Abbott 😏)

Is this merely some quirky information? Or does it illustrate a conspiracy theory?

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!