Underlying Theories Of An Adrenaline Junkie

Catcalling? No thanks. Try dogcalling. Roll down your window and tell dog-walking pedestrians that their dogs are wonderful and amazing.

As a kid I fought and raged against nap time, as an adult I would do almost anything just to be able to take a nap.

this blog is pro turn signal

It’s not for you, It’s for me so I know what your ass is attempting to do. 

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

Fuuuuck

mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

Big 2017 mood

Still baffled by the cognitive dissonance within a culture that makes like a million movies about killing nazis while shaming people who attack real life nazis. 

True enough ladies. Maybe if we could all starve and airbrush before leaving the house.. Proud to be short and curvy. Fuck what they think

Indeed!

*bangs rhythmically on the table* LET. HIM. RIDE! LET. HIM. RIDE!

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omg… OMG