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Please please tell me this is a real cat and not an art doll

being obsessed with your partner is so necessary for a healthy relationship. i can’t believe ya’ll made that corny. ego is insane.

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

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do you ever read a ‘callout post’ where the summary on top is like ‘they EAT BABIES and RUN A COFFEE SHOP FOR MURDERERS and they HATE GAY PEOPLE’ and then you scroll down and actually read the post and it’s like, they posted about lamb chops once, they work at starbucks and one time someone who killed someone had a coffee at that starbucks, and they made a ‘fruit (derogatory)’ joke once

some of the time it’s this, some of the time it’s shit like “six in-depth paragraphs about problematic opinions on Steven Universe followed by an offhand mention of the time they faked their own illness and death in order to pose as their own fictional partner and crowdfund medical and funeral expenses”

Shitven universe is full of problematic writing though. It is a problematic show. Large perceptage of post calling it out are not problematic.

No offense, but if someone is committing real world crimes, I could not give one molecule of a shit about their opinions on a children’s show about rocks that sing and punch each other. Do not bury receipts of actual crimes or dangerous behaviors under punchy rock discourse. Too many times I have seen callout posts about genuinely reprehensible things “padded” heavily with trivial greviances about liking the wrong cartoons. If I have to scroll through your essay about [spins wheel] rock boobies to get to the sexual assault receipts then your callout fucking sucks and you should be ashamed.

It’s just fiction is not an excuse for bad writing. It’s not an excuse for tell children abusive family should be forgiven, that genocidal nazis should be forgiven, or that mental illness is harmful to everyone around them. Contrary to what people on the internet tell you. Fiction reflects reality and vice versa. The excuse that they are completely exclusive is ignorant at best. What you enjoy and produce content about says a lot about you and what you believe, and is worth self reflection when callled out that what you like is reflective of you.

IF YOU STAB SOMEONE TO DEATH IN AN IKEA YOUR OPINIONS ON PINK DIAMOND COULD LITERALLY NOT BE LESS RELEVANT

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.