Whatever This Is

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

post 1: literally why did they do this

post 2: reblog of the changes post with a multi paragraph explanation of why this is bad

post 3: the feng shui of this website is fucked

post 4: explanation of the new system

post 5: explanation of the new system that contradicts the previous post

post 6: normal fandom post

post 7: sayonara you weaboo shits

post 8: reblog of the changes post with a different multi paragraph explanation of why this is bad

post 9: normal fandom post

post 10: don't reply to the staff post you need to send a support ticket

post 12: don't send a support ticket you need to reply to the staff post

post 13: it's so over

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*