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Cosmic Funnies
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Claire Keane
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we're not kids anymore.
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@mechanicaltrickster
they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD
This tag has been more effective than any meds Iâve ever taken
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Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard
Bundled up in his heated blanket
Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze
My boss was like âDo you have any idea how much money weâre losingâ like who cares, itâs not like they would give it to me otherwise
Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?
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people get so mad when you tell them that their lowbrow entertainment they enjoy is actually lowbrow
everyone wants their self-indulgent romantasy to be considered high literature and whatever new mainstream pop boy/girl to be treated as the next beethoven and their gay fluff show on streaming apps to be revolutionary art changing the world and like, they're not. and that's okay. i'm literally watching the stupidest show right now and it's fine. it doesn't have to be more.
there's also the argument of how pop culture used to be the trickle down from high culture for the longest time but now it's an ouroboros eating itself as access and willingness to engage with high culture have been systematically destroyed and diminished through the last decades so your popcorn flick moviemaker now only gets inspiration from other popcorn flicks when their foreparents used to actually read literature and see art of all kinds and your pop musicians used to listen to all sorts of new and old music rather than just their contemporaries/competition and maybe this absence of any sort of culture outside of our easy algorithms is why everyone's so defensive of what they passively consume and so attached to it as a part of their identity but that's a discussion for another day
Hey. Why isnât the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnât that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatâs absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatâs a big deal! Iâve never thought about it before but now that I have, itâs ridiculous to me that thatâs not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donât we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itâs July 20th. Thatâs the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iâm ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iâm going to have a goddamn potluck. Youâre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW
you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass
It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."
When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.
"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.
"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.
You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.
#fandom needs this one
God there really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything
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You thought your superpower, always hitting your intended target while throwing something, was lame at first. Then, you began to realize your power was not bound by the limitations of space and time, nor was it a superpower to always be taken literally.
think about it. how many phrases we have for things like that. we say iâm just throwing things at the wall to see what will stick. we say stoneâs throw from here. we say throw the whole man out. we say throw caution to the wind, we throw a monkey wrench into things, we even throw someone for a loop.
youâre currently throwing a party. half drunk, one eye open, youâre googling how to make spaghetti bolognese with only two cans of tomatoes and leftover meat. when you type into the chrome bar how do i, the google search how do i get over a - comes up, and you have to put the phone down.
âiâm out of like, meat,â you say. âor like, anything.â (where did it go? did you throw it out? things happen like this, slippery).
tyler is slowdancing with himself, one hand on his face. âthis is the best fucking party iâve ever been to.â
itâs usually the best party anyone has ever been to. your mom thinks you could start a club, because she believes in you too much. âi want spaghetti bolognese.â you have to yell-talk; itâs too loud here. someone is chanting in another room. god, they better behave in there. someone elseâs perfect night made your floor reek for like a week last time.
you pause and pull your stupid moleskine you spent too much money on (threw the money away on, ha!) out of your back pocket where you pretentiously keep it with its little bic pen. you write: data point request⌠can you throw a demon out of a body?
demons would have to be real first. so thatâs stupid.
âi love your shirt,â tyler says.
donât say it you stupid fuck. âthanks,â you smile with that same practiced grin. donât say it donât say it donât - âi just threw it on.â
you have told exactly 1 person about this thing, and sheâs⌠well, whatever. youâre throwing a party. thatâs what this is, right? this is you throwing a good time. youâre having a good time. everyone keeps saying what a good time this is.
data point request: throw the thought away.
not helpful. last weekâs datapoint (throwaway joke?) has been a success, though, so you can put a sticker next to that one when you remember. and yes, it only works in english. which is maybe a blessing, because you have a C- in spanish and youâre barely holding it together as it is. (top of page three, datapoint request: why the fuck only english? hello?)
you walk through the apartment, hold your hands up when they invite you to beer pong haha, no thanks, but itâs genuinely not fun when you can-only-win. people stop being cool about it during the third round - you just start looking like an asshole.
not that she ever saw you that way. fuck. for real, throw the whole thought out.
you go to throw your coat on. as-per-usual, people around you stop moving while you do this easy thing. you havenât recorded a video of yourself doing this particular one, but like-everything-else, it always leaves people a little dazzled. just watching like they know they shouldnât be too impressed with it, itâs just a coat.
you type into your phone again: how to mak-
the history from google: how to make her love you again.
friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3
omg jimothy... i would die for you..
âfujoshis are harmful to gay menâ not this gay man.
on twitter this got a bunch of responses like âwow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?â and like well no obviously not in that case.
âshoutout to everybody from new jersey!â âeven the new jersey serial killersâŚ?â
my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life
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I wish this necklace was the real deal.
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Phoenix, itâs me. Believe in yourself.
For years I would look at posts and questionnaires about neurodivergence that takes about being so focused on something that you forgot to eat and be like, "Couldn't be me. Being hungry is so uncomfortable! Your stomach is growling and cramping? How do you ignore that?"
Then someone informed me that neurotypical people have a whole bunch of "hungry" sensations before they get to that point.....
They what
Yeah, I don't get it either, but apparently this is a Whole Thing.... Like they somehow detect blood sugar dropping and go, "Ooh, time for lil snack!"
See also: there is a feeling of "oh, I need to pee" that happens before "fidgeting around in my seat to finish this thing before running to the bathroom"
I read this and was like, "this can't be real" and then I looked for sources and like--
Adapting Intuitive Eating for Neurodivergent People
"This can be very harmful for neurodivergent people, as many neurodivergent people struggle to feel internal cues and bodily sensations, including hunger and fullness. An emphasis on âonly eating when hungryâ can result in neurodivergent people delaying eating until they are so hungry that they are shaky, highly irritable, or even on the verge of passing out. A focus on âstopping when fullâ may cause neurodivergent people to overthink every bite they take and scrutinize whether they are truly hungry or truly full. To modify Intuitive Eating for neurodivergent people, it may be important to focus on eating enough and eating consistently throughout the day, rather than eating according to oneâs hunger and fullness cues. Neurodivergent people may need more of a structured meal and snack schedule than neurotypical folks in recovery, as well as some guidelines around a minimum amount of food. This does not make their eating less intuitive or their recovery less real - it is an important way of honouring their bodyâs needs and unique ways of functioning."
WHAT??????
