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this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

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foxglovedforest

MORE 👏 PERIODS 👏 IN 👏 FANTASY 👏

brothermouse-skeleton

"Periods? Oh no, we don't have those here."

"What do you mean you don't have them? You can't just not have them!"

"Well, we have them, we just send them away."

"SEND THEM AWAY? HOW? TO WHERE?"

"Settle down, it's very straightforward. When someone starts getting their period they go to the local witch or wizard or necromancer or whatever's nearby and get a spell placed on them. All the blood gets sent straight to the throne of the Blood King. Which is nice because he loves blood and isn't too picky about where it comes from. This way he's not running around starting wars for his blood. He gets it free and on a regular basis."

"But what about period cramps?"

"Oh, we send those away too. Off to the orcs of the Screaming Mountains."

"That seems like it could cause problems. Aren't you worried they'll retaliate?"

"Well, no. The orcs....kind of like it? They apparently like pain about as much as the Blood King likes blood. So as long as we keep sending the period cramps, they leave us be."

"huh, I wonder why more kingdoms haven't tried this."

"Probably because those other kingdoms have normal neighbors."

grickle14

All three of them.

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tuxankhamun

"Use your Google account to log—"

just let me use your website you insufferable rat

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

geekandmisandry

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

stealingpotatoes

tommy and billy deserve to find out abt their grandpa's 60 year gay situationship/relationship/divorce. as a treat

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The Rise Of Kyoshi

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nekosaws

love a good diegetic music gag

mollyjames

Ah there's no subs, so I probably wont get the- nevermind that's hilarious

beetlewoman

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

memorycycle

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

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A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.

mothnem

The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.

madeofmanyfandoms

Lawer fae: "After reviewing all of the documentation, I'm happy to inform you that there is a very simple solution!" 😀

Witch: And that is?

Lawer fae: While we can't remove the curse ourselves, your deal predates it by a significant margin. And since the curse interferes with the deal maker's ability to fulfill their end of the agreement through no fault of their own, you would be well within your rights to demand that the Demon either remove the curse or pay the price instead!

anoonzee

Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...

nobodyfamousposts

I think we need a show like this. Either serious court drama or Ace Attorney shenanigans showcasing civil cases involving magical or supernatural beings and the deals or curses they make.

jeniferprince

I've got a crush on you 💘

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