The fujoshevik keeps commissioning socialist realist paintings of sweaty men in factories and cosmonauts holding each other tenderly

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

i believe an important kind of creative process is "i didn't know that wasn't allowed"

dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

would not do coke in front of a vampire. what if I get a nosebleed and they eat me