The fujoshevik keeps commissioning socialist realist paintings of sweaty men in factories and cosmonauts holding each other tenderly

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

hate when people respond to my flippant text posts with "this is absolutism thinking" ohhh im sorry i didnt consider every variable to every situation when im shitting out like 1 of 100 posts i make daily. me the known nuance pervert. next time i'll put a caveat in the front of every one of my posts thanks

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.