okay now what

John Christopher Jones, Design Methods

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

endlessly inspired by women who take good care of themselves

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

tried to get circumcised so many times i might just give up. let me know when there's a doctor who uses tools blessed by a priest, cus everything else just bounces right off. hell, i might do it myself

shawty built like a thumb tack

you used to call me on my uncle phone