While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

uh sorry me and the cursed blade have a situationship thing im not going to "throw her away"

@yourstatera

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

Just picture a sword that abruptly demands, I don't know, almond butter. Waaaaay weirder.

Well see that’s gonna wildly depend who you ask, especially on this website

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Is the calligraphy dude gonna hop on this? @theshitpostcalligrapher

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear