if I'm lost, then how can I find myself?

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

Who is the Dumbass who decided we should stop calling medicine “potions” and “elixirs”

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

I’m a woman

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

that is very on-brand for swans