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Edge-lander, Pone-lander and Brit-Lander.
My tablet pen died for good while I was creating these monsters. They are cursed.
I love character designing and redesigning characters. I figured I would make some 'The Boys' Fanart more personal by doing just that. I'm thinking I'll call 'em alt-landers.
Le original characters, donut steel!
Learn more about these variants and my design intentions below. ⬇️
(It's interesting, I promise.)
Edge-lander / Jon Killman 🐦⬛🗡️
➡️ Silver raven motifs replace Homelander's golden eagle accents from his pauldrons to his belt and booties.
➡️ Thigh-high platform heels give him a height boost - he's finally able to look Billy Butcher in the eye, and it probably makes curb stomping people more fun. Inspired by Louboutins, the sole of his stompers are red for added dramatic effect.
➡️ American flag cap shifts from monochrome to coloured, giving it a more dramatic flair.
➡️ Blend of a corset and girdle fashioned of leather contours his waist, fastened with multiple buckles.
➡️ Obligatory fingerless gloves and black nail polish.
➡️ Heterochromia in his left (red) eye, closest to his cold, dark, broken sad boy heart. Attests to his true nature of cruelty. (No shade to heterochromie homies, I have central heterochromia myself).
➡️ The surname 'Killman' plays on Homelander's actual surname 'Gillman'. And it just sounds edgy, it makes sense.
Further comment:
Came to me in a daydream. I'm a goth and thought it would be funny to make Homelander even edgier than he already is. Also, the world needs more goths.
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Pone-lander / Sir Starry-Spangled Yankee Doodle Dandy 🦄🇺🇸
➡️ His wings carry the colouration of the American flag.
➡️ The name inspiration is fairly obvious, I think it speaks for itself. It's supposed to be on the nose, cutesy and silly, much like most MLP names.
➡️ I think he looks rather cute as a pony as his gloves look like goofy oven mitts.
Further comment:
Elements of harmony got their work cut out with this one. MLP variants, specifically of Homelander, have been done to death. I initially doodled him months to years ago and finalised the design/illustration at last. I grew up with Gen 1 MLP on VHS and I have a soft spot for the franchise as a whole, so I just had to.
It's fun to imagine what sort of interactions he'd have with canon characters. I think the mane six would want to try and redeem him. Maybe they'd give him the Nightmare Moon treatment and depower him, much like what happened in The Boys TV show. In this case, he'd be forced to live out his life as a mortal, a just punishment I think; as naturally; he would hate it. But will he ever accept friendship? If not, they might need to follow up with the stone treatment.
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Brit-Lander / Jonathan Gillingham. 🦁🇬🇧
➡️ Overall outfit inspired by the uniform of the UK's colonel-in-chief (of various military regiments), a ceremonial position held currently by King Charles III of the United Kingdom. I felt this was fitting because Homelander himself is a farcical character who pretends to be things he is not. I'll leave my direct opinions of our king out of this and just say, the title and uniform belie an air of importance that isn't really present, which I feel is fitting for Brit-lander. His outfit is a simplified version of this uniform but still bears some flamboyant details such as the aiguillettes (braided gold ropework) work on his breast that make him a little more flashy and pompous than his American counterpart.
➡️ Golden lion motifs replace Homelander's golden eagle accents on Brit-lander, from his pauldrons to his belt and booties. The lion is is a long established symbol of the UK from Royal heraldry to culture and even our currency (coinage) bears the symbol of the lion.
➡️ The most natural difference between Homelander and his British counterpart, of course, would be his cape which now bears the Union Jack (the flag of the United Kingdom of Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales and England).
➡️ He takes the name Jonathan which I feel we can agree is a bit more of a pompous way to just say 'John'. Following this, the name 'Gillingham' refers to an English place-name and more significantly sounds like a more 'British' version of Gillman, Homelander's actual surname, and I figured it fit well.
Further comment:
In his universe, Vought probably exists in the place of the BBC (British Broadcasting Company) as the VBC (Vought Broadcasting Company). The BBC is a long standing (Est 1922) national entertainment and broadcasting institution in the UK which somewhat mirrors Vought's influence in the USA, in The Boys universe. In reality, the BBC is also subject to quite a bit of criticism and scrutiny, but I won't get into that here. Vought is also long established (1950) and has a sense of monopoly on entertainment and culture within the USA in The Boys universe, so I feel like this fits relatively well.
I also kept thinking, a parody of Fawlty Towers called 'Voughty Towers' with The Boys characters would probably be quite amusing. I reccomend the show if you're interested in British comedy.
I'm a Brit myself, so I was thinking it'd be fun to make a British version of Homelander, inspired as well, in part, by the one-shot comic 'Superman: True Brit'.
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Last but not least:
For anyone who bothered reading this far, here's something of interest to note. Homelander's surname 'Gillman' is a derivative of a diminutive of 'William' (Say that five times fast), evolving from the French version of the name William (Guillaume). Another way in which Billy (William) Butcher and John Gillman (Homelander) mirror one another, be that intentional or not. I love niche details and facts like this.
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I hope that tomorrow we see Homelander go to his happy place. I need him to have brain damage, hallucination, absolute derealisation. A second before he goes, his death bringing out life.
A perfect life, a family man. With 4 kids or more, and a loving partner who will let him cry, children that he can nerd out to about Davy Crockett. With family dinners and special meals on Fridays like pumpkin udon with extra Parmesan. They live in a lake house, make each other better. In the middle of nowhere because he’s been everywhere already. With a garden big enough for baseball and organic vegetables produce cause it shows love.
I need his eyes to glaze more than we ever saw them do. For once, not because he is scared or stressed or suffering. Because his son is a better version of himself, more honest and tender. And his daughters are just as sweet as their mom.
There won’t be any need for theme parks, or cocaine addicted father. Because all’s well that ends well. He will finally grow up, finally learn how to balance seriousness with playfulness. Anger with love.
Instead of having his face caved into a mountain, he has a smile carved on his face. Constantly. Because they are hiking, free. Taking pictures. Living. How lucky are they? Not animals, not experiments, not superstars. Just living. Emotional, tender, strong.
For once the house isn’t a curated space filled with paintings and sculptures, like a museum he’s actually not interested in being in. There are photos everywhere. And no expectations, just unconditional love. The dining table that saw laughter and arguments, hand holding and pregnancy reveals. High-fives and scowling looks, because the bedtime is at 10pm. Birthday cakes and heavy news. Everything that he ever dreamed of.
He will finally dance a day in his life, even if it’s just a hallucination. In the kitchen, outside, father-daughter, first dance, last dance. As long as it feels real.
So real he doesn’t even understand he’s dying. A what-could-be-life, lived in a second. Lost didn’t even noticed when.
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ok and one more thang i do have to say it was hot as fuck when 1) they showed homie using his x ray vision that was so sick and 2) when frenchie just Quietly, ever so slightly tapped his finger on the glass and Homelander just Appeared next to him in an instant. that was sooooo good, honestly this whole season has had a “homelander is like an animal we need to hide our scent from” vibe on the boys’ end has been pretty magnificently beautiful
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ok and one more thang i do have to say it was hot as fuck when 1) they showed homie using his x ray vision that was so sick and 2) when frenchie just Quietly, ever so slightly tapped his finger on the glass and Homelander just Appeared next to him in an instant. that was sooooo good, honestly this whole season has had a “homelander is like an animal we need to hide our scent from” vibe on the boys’ end has been pretty magnificently beautiful
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sorry but i hope that kripke gets the Benioff and Weiss treatment ; those two idiots rushed the hell out of the final season of their cultural zeitgeist shifting series so that they could get their Star Wars series off the ground – which ended up being a shot in the foot for them both because Lucasfilm fired them because Game of Thrones 8 was so abysmal.
can we all just agree to not even hate watch Vought Rising and show kripke that the only people he’s speaking to anymore are the very people he was making fun of in the first place