Meal of Stones

IT’S LIKE DAVID TENNANT AND BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY HAD A BABY

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT INTO WORDS FOR US

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

No, we already tried that.

what if milk was black

Gosh. In this day and age can’t we use socially acceptable terms like “African American”. This is really offensive.

what if milk was african american

Nothing like a little Phthisis on your morning bike ride.

to meekly go where other people have already been

shy trek

into darkness (but with a night light)

This will be me in 4 days

LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE

I’M WRITING THIS NOVEL

we are the CousCous. we stand for organic cinema. do not get in our way. may the couscous be with you.

“try becoming Medusa, or if that is too difficult, a basilisk.”

Heh.

TF2 completes me.