the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

IM IN TEARS LAUGHING

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

hey it’s your body, I’ve decided something is wrong good luck trying to figure it out loser