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@me-know-nothing
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
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Reading List - Alternate Universes
It’s no secret I’m a big fan of AUs but crucially I’m interested in AUs that are in conversation with the source material, that draw on what is intrinsic to Hollanov while being thoughtful about the things that necessarily have to change due to a different environment/trajectory. Here are some I think do this really well.
A Side Door Into the Dark by magnetica - Anxious Climatologist Shane and melancholic Physicist Ilya on a research base in Antartica. Packs a punch in a small package. Ilya hoarding condensed milk is very special to me.
got a taste for the cherry (i just need to take a bite) by woodlands - Lifeguards. Particularly good setting work here.
Gambit by grailquest - Set in the Cold War era, where they are (women) chess players. Not always a fan of genderbending because the Masculinity Is The Point but this is a very thoughtful and well done genderbending. In fewer than 5000 words the author manages to make commentary on the time period, gender, politics, and makes it sexy.
HOLLANDER VS ROZANOV I by gone_girl - Boxing AU that has teeth. Nobody gets what they deserve. I think all the time about Drake messaging Shane on Instagram and Ilya starting beef with him because of that. That is so funny and real to me.
Open Season by hazmesentir - F1 AU. For some reason I never see this on rec lists but it really is so good, I am still thinking about it more than a month later. Ilya is such a Redbull guy. I don’t know anything about F1 but this made me get why people are really into it.
bloodfeather by embodied - MMA AU. The fighting is the sex and the sex is the fighting.
haymitch carrying lou lou and hiding under a group of willow trees so the capitol can’t take her body right away, to years later, katniss singing the meadow song to a dying rue which starts with the line, “deep in the meadow, under the willow”
rip maysilee donner you would have loved johanna mason
hihi. kill me
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Victors
the ballad of songbirds and snakes vs sunrise on the reaping
so you’re telling me that after what happened to louella/lou lou haymitch had to watch peeta come back from the capitol as a “mutt version of himself” and question whether the shell of a human with peeta’s face was even peeta at all
and he had to do all that SOBER???
my fav thing about sunrise on the reaping was when haymitch was like yeah caeser i'm a lone wolf 😏 i'm with the newcomers but i'm not WITH the newcomers, yknow? they call me a rascal. a rebel against the gamemasters. I scored a ONE and that is a THREAT. you do not want to mess with me 🙅
cut to him with like 20 kids following him around like ducklings, him hiding in his t-shirt, him letting a bunny guide him to safety because it reminded him of his girlfriend, and him making nightlights out of potatoes.
I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.
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Haymitch and his ducklings
The mockingbird, the jabberjay and the mockingjay 🕊️ inspired by this post by @fromevertonow
This YouTube comment has been on my mind since I finished SOTR so this is what I came up with:
Lucy Gray was the mockingbird, living on the outskirts of district 12 and was there at the wrong time when they were forced to stay there after the Dark Days. They were subjected to the Capitol’s politics despite not being a part of Panem, technically speaking. Lucy Gray became part of the Games and, likewise, the mockingbird became affiliated with the Capitol through the jabberjay’s release into the woods, but it still continued to sing its own song.
Haymitch was the jabberjay, a Capitol tool that did what it had to in order to survive. The Capitol thought they could control them, but they retaliated in the form of rebellion. Haymitch refused to be a piece in their game and tried to end it, and the jabberjay, in the eyes of the Capitol, created a freak of nature that showed the Capitol’s lack of complete control.
Katniss was the mockingjay, a slap in the face of the Capitol, something that was never meant to exist. Together, the song of the mockingbird that lived on for generations and the stubbornness of the jabberjay that refused to die, the mockingjay had the best of both worlds. It was a symbol of rebellion and unity.
Just finished sunrise on the reaping and there are a lot of scenes in dreading for when the movie comes out, but if I have to see Burdock singing ’the old therebefore’ I fear I’m actually gonna lose it
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experiencing Extreme Emotions about the idea of shane who doesn't want the world to have more of his personal life than it's already taken and continues to try and take but who also gets SO mad/frustrated at how many people constantly have the "him? really?" reaction to him being with ilya. like objectively he understands that ilya has a reputation that's been partially his actions and partially the narrative pushed because it's profitable, especially propped up against his because it sells the opposites thing, but emotionally!! that's his buddy! that's his guy!! that's his husband and his lover and the person beside him in bed every night!! he's a good man!! and the only questions shane ever gets about him are with the assumption that he's not!!
and i'm feeling so soft about the idea of shane finally having enough of this and just slooooowly releasing a few pics on his insta now and then that are Real Ilya. and it's not that the world has any right to this, but enough!! that's shane's person!!! understand that he's fucking amazing!! stop insininuating that he mistreats shane or isn't shane's favorite person to be with!! the fuck!!
i'm just very emotional about the idea of shane's perfectly curated instagram that he tbh? didn't even have the password to before he started doing this.
but now among all of these carefully composed and cleared and crafted posts are pictures here and there that are like. ilya at a team bbq getting used as a climbing structure by three kids while a baby is teething on his thumb and he's carrying on a conversation like nothing's happening. ilya with a smile over his shoulder back at shane while he's carrying anya because her little baby feet got tired of keeping up on this walk. ilya in golden hour lighting at the cottage looking like something out of a fucking greek myth with the way he's limned in sunset and fucking GLOWING and not even looking at the camera because he's watching the duck family that came back this summer.
and shane clears all of these photos with ilya because he would never post without permission, and at first ilya is teasingly like oh?? you want to show off your sexy husband?? i should give you some shirtless pics, too??
but like. those aren't the photos that shane posts. because that isn't the main thing that shane loves about him. and the idea of ilya over time just getting shown photo after photo of him through the eyes (and lens) of someone who is so obviously in love with him as a person and not just as a good fuck or a good hockey player or the life of the party. like these pictures are specifically of ilya, and they're the ones that shane loves the most.
laughing about the idea of ilya and shane getting put at different tables at like a fundraising dinner or something and ilya being visibly displeased about this and there's some chatter of, "aw, hollander is so reserved. he's probably afraid he won't have anyone to talk to. what a good husband, looking out for his shy husband."
no.
he KNOWS shane is going to have bitchy commentary all night, and now he's MISSING IT.
there's a dress with a pattern that looks like dicks at the bottom anD ILYA IS GOING TO MISS OUT ON THE LIVE COMMENTARY.
NIGHTMARE SCENARIO.
