Hi

If you see this

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

But it’s okay, I guess sometimes people avoid good things because they are afraid of them.

when someone tells you they’re in love with you, 

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

It’s one of my theories that when people give you advice, they’re really just talking to themselves in the past.

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.

Society puts too much emphasis on physical beauty. And this, we all know. But when I tell a girl that she’s beautiful, and she laughs as if it’s a joke, I have to wonder. Or when I tell a boy that his smile is glorious, and the first thing to slip his mouth is “Kids used to make fun of my teeth, you know? I don’t like my smile much.” I can’t help but be concerned. Because I see myself in them. I don’t fully believe anyone who tells me I’m beautiful, immediately I search for an ulterior motive. And whenever I’m complimented, I remember each and every hateful word that once hung on my shoulders. It’s only when someone compliments something other than my physical beauty that I embrace it. So when I tell the boy that he is unimaginably intelligent, he blushes, and takes it bashfully. Society has put so much emphasis on physical beauty, that it has caused us to deny our own. Your physical beauty exists. And it is much more than what you have been trained to see.