Mo Dao Zu Shi Incorrect Quotes

Nie Huaisang: I'm not—I can't watch this.

Nie Huaisang: *spins around and leaves*

Jiang Yanli: It’s such a beautiful evening!

Wei Wuxian: Hey, Shijie, watch this!

Jiang Yanli: A-Cheng no.

Wei Wuxian: *hits fist against palm* Mistlefoe!

Wei Wuxian: How did you do that without turning around?

Wen Qing: Get what?

Wei Wuxian: I don’t know; pass me that flute, and we’ll find out.

Wei Wuxian: *plays flute loudly and terribly*

Jiang Cheng: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Jiang Cheng: Oh, right. *catches it*

Wei Wuxian: Coffee. *throws coffee at JC*

Jiang Cheng: What?! No, no, no!

Wei Wuxian: Hahaha, got you! That one’s empty, this is the real one! I’ve been planning that for ages! The look on your face…

Jiang Cheng: *glares venomously, covered in coffee*

Wei Wuxian: *looks down at empty coffee cup in hand*

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: Oh, just say “I’m sorry for your loss” then move on.

Jiang Cheng: *sighs and approaches Qin Su*

Jiang Cheng: I’m sorry for your loss.

Qin Su: (tearfully) Thank you.

Jiang Cheng: Move on.

Qin Su: …

Wei Wuxian: I am not sleeping, I am dead. Leave flowers, say something about my perpetual beauty, and leave.

Nie Huaisang: *startles and almost drops plate*

Wen Qing: *rolls eyes* Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Lan Qiren: Lan Jingyi!

Lan Qiren: This... is a mistake.

Lan Xichen: (enthusiastically) A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Lan Qiren: But not today.

Wei Wuxian: Wh—

Jiang Cheng: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Wei Wuxian: Why are you screaming?!