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Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air
First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success
I feel like the Arizona Utah license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck weâre looking at here
umineko on the virtual boy concept
One of the symptoms of narcolepsy is called automatic behaviors where youâreâŚdoing shit automatically. Cause youâve fallen asleep. And one of my biggest ones is picking up my phone and opening Facebook or TikTok and scrolling, but sometimes Iâll Google stuff and once I came too and I had googled âswet goat kind eydsâ and âbeaufik long esred gosfâ and was just scrolling through photos of goats
No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:
So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.
They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.
And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.
Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.
Yoga pants. Hmf.
people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.
From wicking up road salt.

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who let biologists play dnd
my live reaction to this moment
people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target
What... What movie is this.
ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500
i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady
Some quick research suggests that only Scots English still uses "gat" as the simple past tense of "to get", with the form surviving in other English dialects only in the archaic "begat" (i.e., the simple past tense of the likewise archaic "to beget"), and I feel like we need to fix that.
Local Man after opening Pandora's Box of Non-Standard English Verb Forms: "He choosed his path, clomb this hill to die on, torned off the chains of prescriptive grammar and drunked from this newfound power; but later he had understanden that he had letten himself grow mad with power, he had shutten the voice of reason advising him against this foolery, he had putten himself on this path of chaos and destruction, setten himself on this one way street, standen on top of a mountain of hubris, forgetten wisdom, and for his trouble had getten only the means of his own downfall" [all of those are attested by the way, this isn't just me making stuff up at random]
The thing you need to understand is that my baseline motivation is causing problems on purpose.

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you donât realize how important lunch is until youâre wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then itâs 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
An ultra extended flowchart for identifying dynasties! Even identifying sub-periods of each dynasty. As always, this is a general guide ther
does the makeup look sad or happy? >>> goth & sad >>> middle tang dynasty [lmao]
i need to come up with a way to say âi mean like, movies for grownupsâ that doesnât make me feel like a villain
*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*
well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,
i think i am going insane
Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.
Things when bad: kids and children are involved!
Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this
i literally just donât want to watch Kung Fu Panda
okay weâve come all the way back around. letâs pack this up. this post is done. âwho askedâ you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????
"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material."
"Do you mean porn? Or are you being ageist? You're ageist if you don't like Kung Fu Panda."
Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.
Ally doing something wild while a bunch of people off-camera audibly beg them not to is great
#they are a PARENT#actually I think thatâs gonna make them act even wilder now#bottling up the batshit behaviour to be a good role model and then letting it all out in the studio
THEY'RE FUCKING WHAT??
If I had a Death Note I'd use the death control rules to try to make entertaining scenarios. I'd list seven different world-destroying billionaires under "burns to death on a livestream on a mega yacht" and set it for the maximum allowed time of death after writing and see if the Death Note can create a livestreamed billionaire yacht party that goes horribly wrong in one month.
I would also cause so much collateral damage. The rules specify that you can't peripherally kill others with the Note, but they say nothing about listing deaths as "AI server farm explosion" or "military drone factory collapse"
#eventually it would do that one joke that goes#a bunch of billionaires wind up on a cruise ship and it starts sinking. one of them starts praying:#god I have done some terrible shit but there's so many people here! they are innocent surely you can't let them all drown#and then a voice from heaven replies: oh fuck no. do you have any idea how much work it took to get ALL OF YOU FUCKERS up here?
One fantastic thing about the Death Note is (I don't recall this explanation in the anime, but it was explicitly explained in the manga) you can't use it to peripherally kill people. Only the person you name and picture dies. Otherwise Light could try to kill targets whose names he doesn't know by finding the names of those close to them and writing in murder-suicides or whatever. So if you kill five billionaires in a yacht fire that otherwise wouldn't have happened, the serving staff etc. will survive their fated lifespan. (The remaining lifespan thing has always been pretty awkward re: causality; we know that using the Death Note to kill people does change the lifespan of others via its influence on the world so one would imagine that it should shorten other lifespans and not being able to shorten them to a near-immediate death seems arbitrary, but let's not poke at that fabric lest we start wearing pot holes into it.)
So far as I'm aware, there's no provisions for causing other consequences to people, though; this plan might risk severely burning staff members, or get some of them arrested if the Note uses them to deliberately cause the fire that they wouldn't have otherwise lit. But one can always go for a non-fire option, or have the billionaires drunkenly take a sailboat out with no staff, or whatever.
I haven't watched or read Death Note, but I did look up the rules established by the series as I've also wondered about how clever one could be.
In the particular case of "A, B and C die in a fiery yacht explosion", if the yacht explosion would kill other people, they'd just die of heart attacks instead. If one of them was piloting the yacht and their death would cause the yacht to kill somebody else, they'll die of a heart attack at the soonest point after the scheduled time of death such that their death won't be the proximate cause of somebody else's death. (Can deaths caused by the Death Note cause collateral damage short of death? Maybe, but I suspect invoking them in the death condition would either result in those conditions being ignored, or the victim dying of a heart attack instead: it's a Death Note, not a Fractured Arm Note.)
(Pulling back from the billionaire example: a surgeon won't die in the middle of surgery if this would kill the patient, but it's permitted that somebody might die sooner as the result of the surgeon no longer being available to operate on them. Curiously, Shinigami will see the indirect victim's lifespan as it would have been had the surgeon not died.)
I feel that the rules on disease are illustrative of the limits of the Death Note:
"X will die of COVID in 10 days" will result in them contracting COVID and dying in 10 days.
"X will die of lung cancer in 10 days" will result in them dying of a heart attack in 10 days, unless they already have a case of lung cancer that could reasonably kill them.
"X will die of lung cancer" (with no time specified) will cause them to get a case of aggressive lung cancer, which will kill them as soon as it realistically can, even if that time is outside of the typical 23 day window the Death Note operates in.
There are also rules indicating that the conditions of death must be physically possible, and reasonably carried out by that human. This prevents deaths like "X explodes into a swarm of kittens" and "X dies while reentering Earth's atmosphere" (unless e.g. X is an astronaut).
While not explicitly stated, I suspect:
If you indicate that somebody is killed by a falling meteor, the Death Note will strive to get them into a position where a meteor of sufficient size was going to fall anyway. It's not going to violate conservation of mass to summon one into existence, nor conservation of energy to shove one towards Earth. If there's no viable meteor candidate reachable under normal circumstances: heart attack.
You might be able to specify another person as an agent of an accidental death, but you can't use the Death Note to force somebody to become a murderer unless they were already inclined to murder the victim: the Death Note will provide opportunity, but not motive or inclination. (This is heavily inferred from a rule stating that "all humans are thought to posses the potential to commit suicide".)
Expanding on the above, the fact that the Death Note can manipulate plausible accidents to happen indicates that it must be capable of influencing the behaviour of people other than the one listed in the Death Note, but I suspect that influence is minimal. Influence over the named victim is greater, but still has limits: nobody will hijack a plane just to make it to their appointed time and place of death.
On the feasibility of an "AI server farm explosion", you'd need a reasonable way for the server farm to explode (gas leak?), a means for the victim to be inside, and a high likelihood that nobody else is present at the time.
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My recipe for causing chaos with a Death Note would be to have a lot of "accidental" deaths at the hands of various second-in-commands. Sure, pushing their boss down the stairs was an accident, but good luck convincing the rest of the world of that when they're the immediate beneficiary of their boss's death! This will help preemptively erode the power of the victim's replacement (also probably a shitty human being), and also sew paranoia amongst the victim's peers.

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Historically, one of the most reliable sources of widespread banditry was rulers ramping up military recruitment for major wars, then cutting their soldiers loose afterwards without pay, leaving a bunch of heavily armed men with military experience floating around broke and homeless.
Knowing this, whenever someone jokingly refers to raccoons as "trash bandits", I get a vivid mental image of, like, a raccoon succession crisis leading to a raccoon civil war, the aftermath of which forced the former soldiers of the losing side (who are all raccoons) to take up the life of the raccoon outlaw.