loved one

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

well you did ask

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

RIGHT

Oh my god that’s incredible

Thats is soooo cute omg

awwwww babies

LITERALLY teared up just now

OH MY GOD

It’s back

We need more black judges for these cops.

the fact that you can work full time in this country and still not afford to live disgusts me more and more every day

Everyone reblog this because it speaks volumes.

not one fucking state can you work full time for minimum wage and have enough money for even basic necessities. that blows my mind.

The system is not set up to benefit the general population. We are not seen as people, but mechanisms for maximising profit for the ruling classes. There’s only one attribute that matters: how much value can be extracted from us. The structure under which we live is not designed to care about anything else.