Hello, Lovelies

💀 ". . ." Feet would have been more normal.

💀 ". . ." . . . Skull definitely no show.

"Mm. Whatever helps you sleep at night."

"Exactly! So that proves my point that sex doesn't exist!"

"Reproduction but its not sex. Sex is the meaning of pleasure for both or more involved. A man can release his seed into a woman easily and that's how babies are made. Any dumbass can have dumbass kids. However, if a woman is required to orgasm in order to get pregnant, the human race would have died out a long time ago."

"There is no evidence of sex existing. And don't say porn. Those are actors. I know plumbers don't take sex as payment."

"What happened to sex 1? Was it that bad?"

"As real as my pet unicorn?"

"Sex sounds so awesome. I wish it was real."

"If only you were there to see it. You'd understand a fraction of what my day is like as a reaper. Bullshit from both the living and the dead."

"Angry, stressed and naked? I think I'd make a great contestant in a survivor show."

Its not fun anymore >:[