incorrect marvel quotes

Sam: *drops one fry from a full cartoon of fries*

Bucky, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling in the floor: This is sadder then the time I fell off the train.

Steve: Wehave to get to the hospital, and we have to get there fast.

Peter: I want to be a caterpillar

Steve: hey Tony I never asked, how many kids do you have?

peter: mr stark, your bleeding out a lot and are going to need a transfusion. whats your blood type?

Peter: im just a regular kid who got bitten by a spider and now fury putting his trust in me to save the world and i don't know if im capable??

Mj: why is there always a law against what I want to do?

Loki: remember when I said you were too friendly, spiderling?

Bucky, writing in his diary: day 183. I'm stuck in side what appears to be the "soul realm", surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I've never seen before. After months of thorough observation, i have concluded that-

Peter: *comes home at 2am*

peter, on 17 different types of energy drinks at 3am: I am fire. i am embers. i am DEATH.

[peter and Y/N are best friends]

Y/N: Bucky and I were walking down the street when this guy drove by and honked at me