im just playing dolls

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

funny in hindsight when max and kimi pointed at lando to ask about what his summer plans were. we thought they were slut shaming the slag but in fact they were DEFLECTING because they didn't want to admit that they both had the same summer plans: hanging out on toto's yacht.

“we’re waiting for bedard to set the market” so you can what? aav mog him?

AND I'LL NEVER FORGET WHEN THEY MADE OSCAR GIVE UP HIS POSITION TO LANDO FOR A SLOW PITSTOP. now that it's oscar being negatively affected by external factors and norris benefitting it's crickets from the pitwall. and i hope oscar never fucking forgets too #rage #anger #hateforevrr

we need to repopularize shoulder-length hair for male hockey players by any means necessary

"Oscar, Lando thinks the best strategy would be for us to bury you alive and light the grave on fire 👍 Do you want gasoline or kerosene?"

Let's give oscar piastri a gun

i have this lifelong dream of witnessing lando and oscar simply overtaking each other for a win rather than crying on team radio about it

im so angry i cannot imagine how my beloved oscar mutuals are feeling

death taxes and papaya divorce at the hungarian gp

george russell is at wimbledon in his suit with his strawberry water bottle chatting with his friends. lando norris is running from the paparazzi straight out of a hotel. and as usual alex albon is in the williams torture cube. big things happening for the 2019 rookies.

i didn’t know alex was actually in the williams torture cube. i just took an educated guess bc he’s always in the torture cube